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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}

{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}

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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}

{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}

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