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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}

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{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}

{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

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